Hey Gamers of the world! So I’ve been looking into the most pointless pre-order bonus items that you can get from specific games. New and old are included in this list as some just don’t make much sense unless the particular person wants them as a collectors item and will sit there in a glass case, or end up in a box collecting dust. So since you’ve been so patient lets get on with the pictures! 5) Donkey Kong Country Returns Wii remote holder. I don’t even know what to think about this. Not many other options to use this because maybe a pencil case but it hits my number 5 spot.   4) Metro Exodus Poster Now I know what you might say, “but Paul, people like posters”. Let me stop you right there. In my case, and most cases where you have other things taking up your wall space, I don’t need to put up or even keep a poster, it would just end up in the recycling.   3) Metro Exodus Carabiner Compass That’s right! Back to back pointless items that will just sit around, be thrown out or forgotten about. Be cool and clip it to your backpack so it’s easier to grab at the zipper, that’s about the best use for this! Pair it with the Tomb Raider flash light and you’re set to get lost in a forest at night.   2) Resident Evil 5 Snow Globe This one I don’t even know where to begin. I hung my head in shame when I found it because I am a huge fan of the Resident Evil games, and been playing since the first one on the original PlayStation. But what the hell can you do with a snow globe that has to do with a zombie game! They called it a snow globe but it was clearly a SAND GLOBE! 1) Assassins Creed: Black Flag Football Why does this even exist? A football for a game that has nothing to do with the sport! When on a ship I think the last thing you want to do is be throwing a football around! Instead of “TOUCH DOWN!” you’ll be calling “MAN OVERBOARD!”. I don’t even know what else to say about this but I found it to be in my nuymber 1 spot for sure. Let me know what your top 5 is, I want to know what other mystery items are out there that I might have missed.   Keep gaming everyone!